THE CHAUVINIST - by The Feminist
Everything happens for reason. And I have finally figured
the reason out. It’s to piss me off! My future seems bleak and all my plans
seem to be directionless at the moment. I have no money and no humorous friends
around to keep me company. And the weather here is so hot that I might as well
be living in a green house mansion. No matter how many inspirational quotes and
philosophical books I read, I just can’t seem to make any sense out of them. So
my dear readers, I have chosen you to listen to all my endless ranting, for I
know you won’t judge me. For the very simple reason that you don’t know me.
And in these moments of utter loneliness and depression, I
realized that I have spent 20 years of my life learning how to impress
strangers, being nice to them and trying to prove to them how nice I am, I
forgot to impress the most important person in my life - me.
But you see the problem is, after so many years of ignoring
me, how the hell do I start loving me? And this is where comes into my life a
guy who proudly claims to be a male chauvinist. This person would without fail
let you pay whole of the bill without even pretending to be a gentleman which
in itself defies the law that has been in action from the time of the ancient
Greek gods! This person would blame you for global warming just because you use
more than one bucket of water to take bath each day! (if one of you can, please
do explain to me how these two things are connected!!! O.0 ) This person would argue with you about
everything and everything because annoying you is his one and only means of
entertainment.
And amidst all this fighting and trying to defend myself, I
realize that I am actually capable of seeing a brighter side of me and that it
makes me learn more about myself. So all of these male chauvinists might look
like smelly fishes, but beneath all the scales, there lies a truly noble
sentiment. Whether they know it or not,
still needs to be researched upon.
The feminist!
